GENERIC POLITICAL SPEECH BLUEPRINT
INSINCERE LOCAL REFERENCE MEANINGLESS PLATITUDES LIES ABOUT FOE MORE MEANINGLESS PLATITUDES MORE LIES ABOUT FOE MEANINGLESS CATCHPHRASE
INSINCERE LOCAL REFERENCE MEANINGLESS PLATITUDES LIES ABOUT FOE MORE MEANINGLESS PLATITUDES MORE LIES ABOUT FOE MEANINGLESS CATCHPHRASE
My father was an unrepentant ptarmigan, my mother a card-carrying bat. Raised in a snowbound cave, I naturally craved justice, and found none. Therefore, it, and when I say it I mean the local death pig, behooved me. Behooved, I made my way into the world of crime via baking. I discovered soon enough that […]