August 26, 2012
INSINCERE LOCAL REFERENCE MEANINGLESS PLATITUDES LIES ABOUT FOE MORE MEANINGLESS PLATITUDES MORE LIES ABOUT FOE MEANINGLESS CATCHPHRASE
March 27, 2012
My father was an unrepentant ptarmigan, my mother a card-carrying bat. Raised in a snowbound cave, I naturally craved justice, and found none. Therefore, it, and when I say it I mean the local death pig, behooved me. Behooved, I made my way into the world of crime via baking. I discovered soon enough that […]
January 12, 2012
I have nothing to say today, and so I’d like to take this opportunity to say it.
