JOSEPH WELCH

January 31, 2017

‘Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?’ – Joseph Welch addressing Senator Joe McCarthy on June 9, 1954

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HOW TO OFFER A DRINK TO A YOUNG LADY

January 30, 2017

Here is one of many examples why I love Walter Catlett, well known vaudeville practitioner of rapid fire patter. In the 1932 movie, Big City Blues, when Walter hands a drink to a showgirl at a party, he says to her, ‘Saturate your bridgework.’

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ULYSSES S GRANT

January 29, 2017

Loon: We welcome today for the3 Question Interview one Ulysses S Grant, a former general and president of the United States. Sir, does the S in your name stand for Sebastian? Grant’s ghost: No. Loon: Sean? Grant’s ghost: No. Loon: Septimus? Grant’s ghost: No. Loon: Thank you for joining me today for the 3 Question […]

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THE BLUE FLAME

January 28, 2017

The blue petal of flame shuddered when he drew forward and softly chugged the cigar to life. ‘Thanks, doll,’ he said. ‘My pleasure,’ she replied, snapping the lighter shut, snuffing the blue petal of flame. They eyed each other warily. Outside, blue petals of flame descended in vengeful billions from the night sky.

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THE FREDRIC MARCH AND FRIENDS KWIZ ANSWER

January 27, 2017

Fredric and the girls are watching Louis B Mayer in his business suit launching himself from the diving board.

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THE FREDRIC MARCH AND FRIENDS KWIZ

January 26, 2017

This candid shot was taken at: a. Fredric’s wedding to Florence Eldridge. b. a Louis B Mayer pool party. c. a Modoc County political rally. d. a benefit for The Little Sisters of Wealthy Industrialists.

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STATUS

January 25, 2017

first the tomato second the insurrection third the platter with its leaf of lettuce fourth the aftermath fifth death wearing its starched apron

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7 WORD NOVEL WITH ALTERNATE ENDINGS

January 24, 2017

happy pensive sad determined enraged baffled satisfied or dead

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LEADING

January 23, 2017

Leader (wearing hat): I am not wearing this hat I am wearing! Followers: No hat! No hat! No hat! The next day Leader (hatless): I am wearing this wonderful hat today. Isn’t it great? Followers: Yes! Yes! Yes! The next day World ends

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – LOUISE BROOKS

January 22, 2017

Loon: For today’s 3 Question Interview, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have supplied us with a movie actress from long ago, Louise Brooks. Tell us, Ms. Brooks, what was 1925 like? Brooks’ ghost: Pretty much the same as 1926. Loon: And if I may be so bold, what was a typical breakfast for you […]

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