March 31, 2017
The man with the sharpened black teeth was surprisingly nice. He gave excellent directions and merely required John to hand over his cap and bow tie in return.
March 30, 2017
Eric has just firmly ordered John: a. to go over and tell that frenzied panther to tone it down. b. to ask the nice man with the sharpened black teeth for directions. c. to recite some Walt Whitman poetry to the gang of bikers. d. to return the stolen marmalade.
March 29, 2017
When Madame Kluzinska donned her leafy hat, mountains trembled, elephants all around the world spun madly in circles, and the future leapt into the past. When she put her leafy hat away, penguins and most hyenas were confused to a standstill, but the mountains and elephants relaxed.
March 28, 2017
twigged limbs slender sleek, not tender sticky sap leaking lures the bee king leaves rattle rustle cattle captured hanged tree from tree a lesson for you a lesson for me
March 27, 2017
Banished, the crimson stethoscope paused at the top of the hill to look back at the hospital one last time. ‘Move along,’ ordered the escort, a humorless rib spreader. ‘Take it easy, Jack. I’m going,’ said the stethoscope, waving its earbuds in an obscene manner. ‘Right. That’s it,’ said the rib spreader, and it fair […]
March 23, 2017
Jimmy didn’t stand a chance against expert markswoman Kate.
March 22, 2017
Moments before this photo was taken, Kate: a. robbed a bank. b. stole this coat from Clark Gable. c. won the fur coat in a skeet shooting contest with Jimmy Cagney. d. arrived as shown on set in a biplane piloted by Howard Hughes.
March 21, 2017
This had become a major point of trade that had supplied the customers who drew the girls, who brought the pimps, who dealt the drugs, which bred the guns that shot the kids who lived in the house that crack built. – from Alan Moore’s amazing novel, Jerusalem.
March 20, 2017
Once some daffy dills of spring gathered in a mass to sing, ‘Tra la fiddle bung dee doob, Mata Hari was a boob.’
March 19, 2017
Loon: We are entirely honored to welcome for the 3 Question Interview the first man to set foot on the moon, Neil Armstrong. Welcome, Your Grace, and would you tell us how much a gallon of gas cost in 1958 or so? Armstrong’s ghost: Oh, probably around 20 cents. Loon: Amazing. And can it possibly […]
