DUCKS PER SE

August 13, 2018

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BETTY BRONSON

August 12, 2018

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension inform me that today’s guest on the 3 Question Interview, one Betsy Broderick, played the part of Peter Pan in a silent movie once. Tell me, Betsy, did they teach you how to fly for real or not?

Bronson’s ghost: My name is Betty Bronson, not Betsy Broderick, and yes, I did learn how to fly for the role of Peter.

Loon: 2nd question. What did you know about Mars in those olden days?

Bronson’s ghost: Oh, I flew to Mars and lived there for several years. The olives on Mars are really good.

Loon: And finally, about peanut butter. Chunky or smooth?

Bronson’s ghost: Neither. I only eat the shells. (tosses a rope straight up through the ceiling, climbs it and disappears.)

Loon: Join me next week for another 3 Question Interview with a famous ghost. (bows, leaves the room.)

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ALPECIA

August 11, 2018

The white rose, Alpecia, longed to make a fortune by her wits. Sadly, she had none. So when she rashly tore herself from the wedding bouquet, rushed to the railroad tracks, and flung herself on board an outgoing passenger train, she had no idea what to do next. Confused, she remained immobile when she was picked up, inserted in a carafe, and placed on view in the dining car. There she remained until she didn’t, her single accomplishment in life being a successful flight from a wedding bouquet.

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THE JIMINY CRICKET KWIZ ANSWER

August 10, 2018

Strange as it seems, it was Hood Debonair.

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THE JIMINY CRICKET KWIZ

August 9, 2018

Jiminy Cricket’s real name was:

a. Cliff Ukulele

b. Ike Edwards

c. Arthur Mometer.

d. Hood Debonair.

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SERENITY BREAK

August 8, 2018

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A TRIO OF WALKING STICKS

August 7, 2018

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ETHAN WINTER

August 6, 2018

A mild breeze sent a soft ripple across the top of the leafy bower. The pair of travelers paused on the path below. Old Meadows smiled and nudged his youthful companion in the ribs.

“This bodes well, don’t you see? Don’t you know?” said Old Meadows. “Listen to the calm.”

“How do you mean?” asked the youth.

“Shhh, just listen,” whispered Old Meadows.

The pair listened. Soon both of them were smiling.

“Yep,” said Old Meadows, nodding, “it’s going to be an Ethan Winter for sure.”

And it was.

 

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DEMON FROM HELL FLORA

August 5, 2018

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BOOP-BOOP-DE-DOOP

August 4, 2018

Birthday girl Helen Kane

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