LONDON…

April 28, 2019

Londonderry air

London derriere

London dairy heir

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CORPS DE BALLET

April 27, 2019
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THE WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON KWIZ ANSWER

April 26, 2019

The new way to fold handkerchiefs never caught on.

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THE WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON KWIZ

April 25, 2019
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William invented:

a. the buffalo.

b. the hot dog.

c. flypaper

d. a new way to fold handkerchiefs.

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IN BATMAN’S GARDEN

April 24, 2019
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NONSENSE POEM

April 23, 2019

Jeremiah Coelacanth, the oldest of the fishes

Built himself a lightning boat and filled it up with dishes

Sailed it down to Turhan Bay to taste the local knishes

Discovered to his utter joy that knishes were delicious

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SHAMROCK PARTY

April 22, 2019
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THE TALKING CURE

April 21, 2019

“What tends to make me laugh makes other people eye me warily,” said the troubled dentist to the flowers on the bookshelf. He giggled, then shrieked a piercing high-pitched cackle. His psychiatrist eyed him warily.

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SUN WORSHIP

April 20, 2019
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THE OUZEL KWIZ ANSWER

April 19, 2019

The ouzel was not pleased with the tone of the interview and stomped off in a rage.

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