A SENTENCE BY BERNARD BECKETT
The panel was made up of three Examiners, just as the regulations had promised. From the cerebral futuristic scifi deal, GENESIS.
The panel was made up of three Examiners, just as the regulations had promised. From the cerebral futuristic scifi deal, GENESIS.
Yes, every morning before reporting to the set Flora and Errol would square off to arm wrestle. Often Erroll was ‘under the weather’ from his previous night’s antics. Therefore, it should come as no surprise that Flora consistently won, buffed as she was from her female lumberjack days in the wilds of Devon.
Every morning before driving to the set to be ushered into her Queen get-up, Flora: a. fried up a mess o’ sausages to be used in her hair-do. b. stopped off and bought a bunch of Tootsie Rolls to be used in her hair-do. c. shaved her eyebrows, which grew super fast. d. arm wrestled […]
Having attached a camera to the browridge of a tranquilized adolescent sasquatch, the loon is rewarded with shots such as this one of the young bigfoot smashing his way through a lovely garden.
Lemuel McCoy Sassafras McCoy Harlan McCoy bag of potato chips Arlo Hatfield Zebediah Hatfield Coney Hatfield
trembling paterfamilias endow my life with cheese and if you can’t accomplish that please cure my damnable wheeze
The Great Plains of North America, on a cloudless day, stretch out forever under an infinity of bright blue sky. Thus openeth CRAZY HORSE AND CUSTER, another gem by Ambrose, the non-boring historian.
Well done, Sarah and others. You no doubt deduced from the fact that Billie’s father was a famous circus clown that Billie had become an expert stilt walker by the age of 3 and therefore it was no surprise to discover her subsequent 1935 climbing of the stairs to the top of the Empire State […]
Of course, she was the daughter of a famous circus clown. Of course, she was Mrs. Flo Ziegfeld. Of course, she played Mrs. Jordan in the great film, ‘Dinner at 8’. Naturally, she’ll live forever as Glinda in ‘The Wizard of Oz’. But can you believe that Billie also: a. once raced motorcycles with Orville […]