Betty longed to lead the cackle. She practiced in secret every day. Would Halloween ever arrive? The wait seemed endless. Betty’s mother urged her to practice patience. The suggestion merely deepened Betty’s frown and fed her tendency to mutter. “Is it yet?” asked Betty every day until her mother at last could say,”Oh finally, praise […]
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension thought that having Pyewacket, a spirit in the form of a black cat, for the 3 Question Interview would be Halloween appropriate. So, without ado of lengthier measure, let us begin. Pyewacket, is your name taken from Elmer Fudd describing the noise made by a table of pies […]
You creep along the shabby corridor behind the kitchen, taking care that your $380 neon orange sneakers produce not the slightest squeak as you place them carefully one in front of the other. Reaching the door, you breathe a sigh of relief, not a loud one, no, but a silent one, yes. Through this last […]
Ingredients no elks elk substitute (equal parts raisins, bran, hallucinogens and soy) water Work elk substitute into a gooey frenzy. Pelt with half the water (1 cup if you are using 2 cups, 1 gallon if you are using 2 gallons). Dump frenzy into the rest of the water. Worry with a mallet until goo […]
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