April 30, 2011
Gordon averted his eyes from a beastly Rackhamesque dust-jacket; elvish children tripping Wendily through the glade. Yes, alias George Orwell wrote that. Yes, Wendily. Wendily! Outstanding, old fellow! Killer! I bow in your general direction.
April 29, 2011
“Hey, you crummy waiter!” “I admire a man who can be a loudmouthed boor.” “What a loudmouthed boor.”
April 28, 2011
The aliens have planted listening devices such as these all over the world. Why? On the one hand, they’re nosy. On one of the other hands, they’re repulsed by the sight of all living creatures on Earth excepting starfish. In summary, they don’t want to look at us, but they do want to overhear our […]
April 27, 2011
Silver bears and golden eagles have nested in my heart, Silver bears and golden eagles are tearing me apart, Silver bears and golden eagles made a ruin of my life, Silver bears and golden eagles have run off with my wife.
April 26, 2011
“I know it sounds crazy, but it just might work!”
April 25, 2011
Absence of logic present tense – I read the book. past tense – I read the book. Presence of logic present tense – I read the book. past tense – I readed the book. Oh, what a world, what a world. Tell it like it is, Margaret.
April 24, 2011
C. W. Oh, and thanks for Grape Nuts.
April 23, 2011
Out of the sky she had come, back to the sky she had gone. And no, she’s not talking about anybody from Alaska. At least, I don’t think Mary Poppins was from Alaska. Well, if I ever see her, Alaska.
April 22, 2011
“Yeah, I know Picasso can outpaint me any day of the week, but you’ll have to admit I’m the better dancer.”
