Harrison Mult, attorney-at-law, posing as if being considered for a seat on the Supreme Court, studied the menu. “Hello, my name is Legion. I’ll be your meal escort today. Are you ready to order, sir?” said the waitress, pen at the ready, hair bunned, glasses on chain, focus located. “I was born ready,” said Harrison […]
This sludge gump is located somewhere in the Woeful Wanderers’ Wasteland on the world of Boad, where the story, Bekka of Thorns, to be released on June 1 by Wild Child Publishing, takes place.
The time? A few years before Charles Lindbergh flew to Paris The place? Ojai, California In the White House? Calvin Coolidge On Broadway? Fred and Adele Astaire in George Gershwin’s ‘Lady, Be Good’ Little Suzanne Gorham seems to be having fun in the warm California sun. She went on to earn the highest marks as […]
“Yer whoal body will be burnin’ and singin’ wi’ unbearable pain, and yer blackened tongues will be stickin’ out of yer mouth, and yer cracked lips will try to scream out for a drop of water, but no sound won’t come because yer throat is drier nor the sandy desert and yer eyes will be […]
“I spouted some of my best bullshit before I realized she was a construction.”
The Cyclops Love Song (to the tune of R.E.M.’s The One I Love) This one goes out to my one-eyed love This one goes out to my one-eyed porcupine A pimple pop has occupied my time This one goes out to my one-eyed love
This is the one and only Rindle Mer. She is the lone watery woodlock ever to exist. What is a watery woodlock? If your mother is a shy chalky woodlock and your father is a river, you are a watery woodlock. Rindle Mer is noted for her stubbornness and her bark-lined endurance. In the story, […]
On retiring, Rinty became: a. a chef. b. a scarecrow on Richard Nixon’s elk farm. c. ,after surgery in Denmark, a cat. d. a mean drunk in Hermosa Beach, California. e. an expert marksdog with bow and arrow. f. a fallopian tube.
These particular dills are daffy because they insist on blooming before Mein Herr Kapitan Winter has headed for more southerly climes. These fellows here were buried twice by snow after this picture was taken.
The Lizard of Gauze Once upon a time a cruel carpenter and his savage beast set out to find and subsequently steal the Cube of Flavors from the Tree of Pensive Contemplation, which, according to legendary lore, grew somewhere east of the Great Chambered Mountain of Ken. Unfortunately for the evil pair, they fell into […]
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
