SHORT CONVERSATION

September 20, 2010

“What’s wrong, amigo?” “Senor, the bird, he refuses to help.” “Toucan! Do this as well as Juan!”

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INVALID INVALID WINDS IN WIND

September 19, 2010

To wind his way down the road in such a blustering wind proved extremely difficult for the invalid, plagued as he was with guilt for carrying an invalid driver’s license.

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A SENTENCE BY A. B. GUTHRIE

September 18, 2010

To Summers Jim said, “All Boone hankers for is fat meat and a fire and to be away from folks.” The Big Sky is jest about as good as you can get if you’re hankerin’ to read a yarn about a mountain man in the Old West.

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CARTOON FRIDAY 68

September 17, 2010

“As chair of the litter committee, let me just say we all think you’re doing a bang-up job.”

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TO STROLL THROUGH TIME

September 16, 2010

“Gad, Henderson, I must confess that my recent post-prandial ambulatory experience proved to be most invigorating.” “Say, you mugs oughta try it sometime.” “I can dig it, man.” “Dude, like, totally.”

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THE FATHER’S DAY GIFT

September 15, 2010

WORLD’S 14th GREATEST DAD On receiving a tee shirt from his adoring children with this sentiment scripted thereon, Miles Hickenlooper was momentarily taken aback. However, on further contemplation, he realized what a well researched compliment the gift of shirt imparted.

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COURSE SYLLABUS

September 14, 2010

FOR ALL INTENSIVE PORPOISES This class has been designed for intensive porpoises only. All others will be denied admittance. Special emphasis will be placed on Larry. There will be a weekly quiz in the shallow end. There will be two midterms and a swim for accuracy. In lieu of a final exam, a term paper […]

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FAMOUS FEMALE FELON

September 13, 2010

MA ER

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ONLINE SCHOOLS TO AVOID

September 12, 2010

Al’s University and Body Shop Degrees ‘r’ Us Aunt Becky’s Really Fine Education Boutique Doctorate Town

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A SENTENCE BY GEORGE MACDONALD

September 11, 2010

What was most strange was that away from her head streamed out her black hair in every direction, so that the darkness in the hayloft looked as if it were made of her hair; but as Diamond gazed at her in speechless amazement, mingled with confidence – for the boy was entranced with her mighty […]

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