WEATHER REPORT

November 10, 2010

WINTER’S SURPRISE ATTACK ON AUTUMN Mayor Calls for Study TREES PETITION OFFICIALS Leaves Confused SNOWMEN SIGHTED Santa’s comments Loon Cited for Clothing Mishap

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SAILING PLANS

November 9, 2010

The loon has cobbled together this vessel and christened it the Wow. He plans on sailing it to the wilds of Nova Scotia, where he’ll dig for lost cutlery.

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DECLARATION

November 8, 2010

I am a crow (corvus brachyrhynchos). I am not a raven (corvus corax). So please stop with the Poe comments. I’ve heard them all, and believe me, none of them are or ever were the least bit funny. And another thing. About this scarecrow business. Please give me a break. Want to know a little […]

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ALARMING COMPLIMENT

November 7, 2010

I nibble on the fringes of your joy.

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A SENTENCE BY FRANZ KAFKA

November 6, 2010

When Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from troubled dreams, he found himself changed into a monstrous cockroach. I hate it when that happens.

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CARTOON FRIDAY 75

November 5, 2010

“Lies, all lies. Shameless hussy! Her hood? Not red at all. More of a cinnamon and not at all attractive. In fact, between you and me, the girl was head to toe barf city. And don’t even talk to me about her shoes.”

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JOYCE KILMER EVIDENCE

November 4, 2010

I think that I shall never see yada yada yada tree

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ALTERNATE INTERNET COMMENTS -2

November 3, 2010

I couldn’t have said it better. (chews head off of donkey) Those look yummy! (makes replica of Spanish Armada) As for me, I prefer the green. (forgives Peru’s national debt) I voted by mail. (removes thorn from the paw of a lion)

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TWILIGHT ZONE TERROR

November 2, 2010

An industrialist walked alone through these woods on Halloween and couldn’t shake the creepy feeling that he was being watched. Later, he was eaten by trees.

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FINDINGS

November 1, 2010

Haddock young are curious about shoes. Scientists in Switzerland determined the ideal length of a parakeet. In Guatamala, ghosts are believed to party. The average wench weighs more than the average blunderbuss. In prehistoric times, it was hard to find a good pair of spats. In Milwaukee, all children are born yodeling. Scientists under guard […]

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