WINTER’S SURPRISE ATTACK ON AUTUMN Mayor Calls for Study TREES PETITION OFFICIALS Leaves Confused SNOWMEN SIGHTED Santa’s comments Loon Cited for Clothing Mishap
The loon has cobbled together this vessel and christened it the Wow. He plans on sailing it to the wilds of Nova Scotia, where he’ll dig for lost cutlery.
I am a crow (corvus brachyrhynchos). I am not a raven (corvus corax). So please stop with the Poe comments. I’ve heard them all, and believe me, none of them are or ever were the least bit funny. And another thing. About this scarecrow business. Please give me a break. Want to know a little […]
When Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from troubled dreams, he found himself changed into a monstrous cockroach. I hate it when that happens.
“Lies, all lies. Shameless hussy! Her hood? Not red at all. More of a cinnamon and not at all attractive. In fact, between you and me, the girl was head to toe barf city. And don’t even talk to me about her shoes.”
I couldn’t have said it better. (chews head off of donkey) Those look yummy! (makes replica of Spanish Armada) As for me, I prefer the green. (forgives Peru’s national debt) I voted by mail. (removes thorn from the paw of a lion)
An industrialist walked alone through these woods on Halloween and couldn’t shake the creepy feeling that he was being watched. Later, he was eaten by trees.
Haddock young are curious about shoes. Scientists in Switzerland determined the ideal length of a parakeet. In Guatamala, ghosts are believed to party. The average wench weighs more than the average blunderbuss. In prehistoric times, it was hard to find a good pair of spats. In Milwaukee, all children are born yodeling. Scientists under guard […]
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
