CARTOON FRIDAY 93
March 11, 2011
“How can I parent adequately if you refuse to properly child?”
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THE BROTHERS, THE ICE CREAM VENDOR, AND THE COWL MENDER
March 10, 2011
Brave Elwin, The Thracian Iconoclast, hung from the battlements. Losing his grip, he fell to his death. All of his dominions, castles and fleets of trading card vessels passed to his brother, Cautious Reginald, The Thracian Hermit. Reginald, however, refused to emerge from his cave, and so the vast wealth was overseen and later plundered […]
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STOVEPIPE HAT KWIZ ANSWER
March 9, 2011
Shocking, but true. Alison Stovepipe and her talking elk, Bruno, were cheated out of the recognition due to the stovepipe hat inventor. In those times, women and elks weren’t allowed to do anything. So it came to pass that Alison’s husband was given full credit for the invention. A rum go any way you slice […]
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STOVEPIPE HAT KWIZ
March 8, 2011
The stovepipe hat was developed by: a. Henry Stovepipe b. Alison Stovepipe c. a cool guy living under a bridge d. Thomas Jefferson e. an elk answer to be revealed tomorrow
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THE ZONE OF ILLUSION
March 7, 2011
Marsha descended the ruined stairs and disappeared through an invisible curtain into the Zone of Illusion. There she confronted her deepest fear, a disembodied body wearing the uniform of a Napoleonic mouse. Surviving this encounter with most of her limbs in tact, she hopped to the Mall of Illusion and thought she purchased a bucket […]
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4 BAD IDEAS
March 6, 2011
1. use leftover lasagna as a poultice 2. arm wrestle a stamp press 3. jump out from behind a polar bear and yell, “Surprise!” 4. flaunt your hula hoop prowess while wearing a tutu at a NASCAR event.
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A SENTENCE BY BRAM STOKER
March 5, 2011
CARTOON FRIDAY 92
March 4, 2011
“Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! I hatched here. It seems so much smaller now.”
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BREAKER OF CROWNS
March 3, 2011
This is the hill of Jack and Jill. The well is right behind me. I stumbled myself, a clumsy elf and cracked my crown on an oak tree. Drat, I tell you! Zounds!
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SAWYER ALTERNATIVES CONSIDERED BY TWAIN
March 2, 2011
Before settling on Tom Sawyer, Mark Twain seriously considered four alternatives. They were: 1. Tom Carpenter 2. Tom Accountant 3. Tom Tobacconist 4. Tom Riverboatcaptain He was all set to use #4 when Livy pounded some sense into his head.
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