ENTS IN TRAINING

May 11, 2011

This is an image captured from the documentary film, ‘Young Ents in Training’. Here the young ents are running the hill. They do twenty reps, up hard, down easy, before moving on to leaping practice.

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BOOKSHELVES, HARLOW AND YELLOW LIGHT

May 10, 2011

Because what better way to celebrate France Because what better way to fashion a makeshift garment Because what better way to hide in plain sight And so, let it be said, “Thus commenteth the loon.”

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THE PLEASANT KANGAROO

May 9, 2011

The pleasant kangaroo hopped to the assistance of a fallen wombat. In gratitude, the wombat donated an undisclosed sum to The Happy Walrus Foundation, which funneled the money into contraband krill. On learning of this development, the pleasant kangaroo smiled enigmatically and played an Aussie lament on her slide trombone. An ostrich was later found […]

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MOTHER’S DAY

May 8, 2011

The loon as toddler and his mother – 1946 white dress with red leaves red fingernail polish adobe house the shoes

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A SENTENCE BY HARRY MATHEWS

May 7, 2011

Mannish Madame Nevtaya slowly cried “Fur bowls!” and the Fideist batter, alert to the sense behind the sound of her words, jogged toward first base. From TLOOTH. Hail Oulipo!

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CARTOON FRIDAY 101

May 6, 2011

“Pick up the pace, sawbones. I got a heart on deck and a spleen in the hole.”

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RANDOM KWIZ AND ANSWER

May 5, 2011

When marrying for the sixth time, grain elevator consultant Trembling Al Novotny opted to wear: a. nothing. b. a strategically placed harmonica. c. a chocolate hat. d. Martian antlers. Answer: b and c. He wore ‘d’ to get his driver’s license renewed. He wore ‘a’ only when knitting.

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VENISON THEME CONTINUED

May 4, 2011

Pre-cooked venison. Well, to be more accurate, PRE pre-cooked venison.

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RAKARA

May 3, 2011

From Wild Child Publishing on May 17, the loon’s saner self will see the publication of the 3rd in his series of children’s fantasy ebooks, RAKARA. Bekka would blush dark green to see herself so glamorized.

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VENISON, A MEAT POEM

May 3, 2011

Venison is good to eat Especially if you’re fond of meat Even if you’re vegetarian You’d like it better than random carrion

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