CARTOON FRIDAY 125
October 21, 2011
“She’s almost convinced me we should let her audition.”
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FREDRIC MARCH KWIZ ANSWER
October 20, 2011
The answer is ‘c’. On countless occasions Fred, as Jekyll, was forced to sprint and leap over an iron fence to escape a pursuing pack of mongrels. When Fred was Hyde, however, I draw the veil over what he had to experience.
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THE FREDRIC MARCH KWIZ
October 19, 2011
While engaged in research for his dual roles in ‘Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde’, Fredric March discovered: a. a new element. b. a bag of golf clubs he thought he’d lost forever. c. that dogs attacked him viciously as Henry Jekyll, amorously as Edward Hyde. d. a different way to enter a submarine. e. how, […]
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DRACULA N. PEAPODY, PHYSICIAN AT LAW
October 18, 2011
Dracula N. Peabody, Physician at Law, rummaged through a heap of trash searching for the Golden Ring of the Charming Dragon, an item lost by his client, E. Frame Zim Ballast, crusher of violins. If successful in his search, Peabody would be able to pay the ransom for the Stag Hound Princess sheet music. Gaining […]
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THE LOON’S BRAIN
October 17, 2011
The loon maintains his brain in the form of a hat on a colorful pillow.
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LIMERICK FOR A SUNDAY OUTING
October 16, 2011
An army of harvester ants One day invaded my pants Birds of a feather Gathered together And pecked at ’em, making me dance
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A SENTENCE BY SIR WALTER SCOTT
October 15, 2011
‘The only drap o’ gentle bluid that’s in your body was our great-grand-uncle’s that was justified at Dunbarton, and you set yoursell up to say ye wad derogate frae your place to visit me!-Heark thee, man, I owe thee a day in harst-I’ll pay up your thousan pund Scots, plack and bawbee, gin ye’ll be […]
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CARTOON FRIDAY 124
October 14, 2011
“I suppose you’ve got a better way to communicate with the sky giant.”
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THE LAST SCOUNDREL
October 13, 2011
The last scoundrel finished with a time of precisely one hour, a full fifteen minutes after the first scoundrel had breasted the tape. At the scoundrel after party, the last scoundrel was thoroughly mocked and forced to wear the vestments of an apprentice beekeeper. So chagrined was he that he lashed out in fury at […]
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MORE LIMERICKS AFTER LEAR
October 12, 2011
There was a militant boar Who perched on top of a door. When asked for the reason He fiercely cried “Treason!” That very strange militant boar * There was a recalcitrant cat Who made her home in a hat. When invited to play She said, “Not today.” That shyly recalcitrant cat
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