RANDOM POEM BY TEEN

June 10, 2012
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june – june wobbles apace with savage lips my soul to disembowel – oh crafty june i spurn thee in thy greenest mood hell is my comfort

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A SENTENCE BY JEDEDIAH SMITH

June 9, 2012
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Mr. McCoy and J Palmer killed a large Grizly Bear in tolerable order and on opening him found nearly in the center of the lights a stone Arrow head together with about 3 inches of the Shaft attached to it. Mountain man writing in his journal in 1828 while camping near the Sacramento River in […]

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FRED CLARK KWIZ ANSWER

June 8, 2012
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Let’s just say the third waffle was a waffle too far. Fred deeply regretted trying to match Jimmy Cagney waffle for waffle in the morning waffle off on the set of White Heat.

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THE FRED CLARK KWIZ

June 7, 2012
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At this particular moment in time, Fred was thinking: a. “What is that guy doing on that ladder over there?” b. “I shouldn’t have eaten that second waffle.” c. “If I could only remember where I left my hatchet.” d. “I shouldn’t have eaten that third waffle.”

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WHEN A ROSE ISN’T A ROSE

June 6, 2012
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Sometimes, Gertie, a rose isn’t a rose isn’t a rose. In this particular case, a rose is a powerful listening device set up by the triffid underground in preparation for the upcoming takeover of the planet. Oh, and that cactus in the background? Not a cactus.

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SPACE, THE DIFFERENCE MAKER

June 5, 2012
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rampart – a protective barrier ram part – shofar ram par t – sheep bachelor social gathering

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FLORAL COMBAT

June 4, 2012
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In the main bout of the day, Henley ‘Brains’ McPherson (left in photo) held upper petal throughout until slipping on a pool of sap and reeling back, throat exposed. Thereupon, Hud ‘Take No Prisoners’ Metamucil (right in photo) dove in and struck the fatal blow. The crowd (rear in photo) surged forward and carried Metamucil […]

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RIDDLE SONG (AND SOLUTIONS)

June 3, 2012
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I gave my love a cherry without a stone (a Hostess cherry pie) I gave my love a chicken without a bone (20 piece McNuggets) I gave my love a story without an end (Actually, it was a knock knock joke, and I forgot the punchline) I gave my love a baby with no crying […]

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A SENTENCE BY EDGAR RICE BURROUGHS

June 2, 2012
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He took his woman in his arms and smothered her upturned, panting lips with kisses. Edgar Rice Burroughs? EDGAR RICE BURROUGHS? Not only that, but in Tarzan of the Apes. I kid you not.

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HUME CRONYN KWIZ ANSWER

June 1, 2012
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With Walter Slezak officiating as judge, Hume and William Bendix entered into a spit take competition. When Cronyn was declared the winner, Bendix was heard to mutter, “What a revoltin’ development this is.”

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