SIMILE

June 8, 2016

Love is like a blind rhinoceros crashing around bumping into trees.

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TROUT

June 7, 2016

“Trout, is that you?” “Yes, sir.” “Splendid. Bring me a brandy. That would hit the spot.” “Very good, sir.” “And Trout?” “Sir?” “While you’re at it, replace the flowers in that vase. A bit bedraggled, don’t you think? And bring me my argyle socks, you know the ones. And my green scarf. A bit chilly […]

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NO NEED TO READ MORE

June 6, 2016

Landon Chip lanced the boils easiest to reach and left the rest for later. Tim Landfill called the meeting to order by banging on his stumps with spoons. Maisie decided she liked almonds best of all.  

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – MARIA CALLAS

June 5, 2016

Loon: Today’s guest brought to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension for the 3 Question Interview was an opera singer of some renown, I am told. Welcome to Maria Callas. Tell me, Ms. Callas, what was Minnie Pearl really like off the stage? Ghost of Callas (icily): I wouldn’t know. Loon: I see. […]

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STONE WALL AND LAVENDER FROTH

June 4, 2016
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THE TOOTSIE ROLL POP KWIZ ANSWER

June 3, 2016

Timothy Tootsie also invented steam-powered hedge clippers.

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THE TOOTSIE ROLL POP KWIZ

June 2, 2016

Tootsie Roll Pops were invented by: a. a secret consortium of renegade dentists. b. a government funded dental think tank. c. an anonymous food researcher, believed to be a dentist. d. Timothy Tootsie.

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THE FANGED WRIGGLER

June 1, 2016

Charles Bentlow slid from concealment behind the rhododendrons, furtively glancing to his left. Had he in addition glanced furtively to his right, fortune might have smiled and guided him to safety in the boathouse. However, his glance to the left lingered a beat too long, thereby solidifying in perpetuity fortune’s frown on Bentlow’s subsequent demise. […]

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