LIST

December 7, 2016

On this oat parchment page is a complete list of honest high government officials.

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THE PARSONS PLAN

December 6, 2016

When the parsons gathered to exchange blows, it rained on Hanley’s farm. Hanley was away in the city shopping for cutlery. When he entered the emporium, Norman Cole, 18 miles from the city, 6 miles from Hanley’s farm, and 42 miles from where the parsons were gathered to exchange blows, began to climb the ladder, […]

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TO SKATE OR NOT TO SKATE

December 5, 2016

To skate or not to skate, that is the question.

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RETREAT

December 4, 2016

Pinecones reenact Napoleon’s retreat from Moscow.

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A SENTENCE BY SHIRLEY JACKSON

December 3, 2016

I was afraid that they might touch me and the mothers would come at me like a flock of taloned hawks; that was the picture I had in my mind – birds descending, striking, gashing with razor claws. -from the pen of the jolly optimist Shirley in We Have Always Lived In The Castle

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THE BET AND JOAN KWIZ ANSWER

December 2, 2016

The car was later found abandoned and missing its hood ornament on the sands of Will Rogers State Beach.

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THE BET AND JOAN KWIZ

December 1, 2016

Ten minutes after this publicity photo shoot was completed: a. there were bits of torn red velvet and tufts of fur and a few drops of blood scattered about. b. Joan and Bet went to dinner, Joan to Lawry’s, Bet to The Brown Derby. c. both manikins were returned to cold storage. d. someone stole […]

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