May 11, 2017
Bette Davis is using her Bette Davis eyes in this photo to: a. great advantage. b. to extract and devour the soul of the photographer. c. to distract attention from the silly hat d. to distract attention from those shoulder things (alien caterpillars?).
May 10, 2017
the cobra is a mighty bird it swims beneath the water its garden blooms on sunny days when temperatures are hotter
May 9, 2017
Richard III and his white rose troops may look formidable, but Henry Tudor’s reds won the day.
May 8, 2017
In the concrete city of Pastel, the pavement sweeper’s daughter, Eonia, was often observed standing on the pebbled slab nearest the small square of dirt and tugging on one of the auburn ringlets hanging below her left ear, a sure sign that she was deep in thought. ‘Eonia! Come mix the brick paste,’ called her […]
May 7, 2017
Their clothes looked as if they’d covered themselves in glue, then rolled around in hundred-dollar bills. – a couple with new money described rather well in The Blind Assassin
May 6, 2017
The song didn’t lie. April showers brought May flowers.
May 5, 2017
Mashing all those Into The Woods songs together was not a good idea.
May 4, 2017
C has just realized: a. that at long last the new Arby’s has opened. b. that if you play all the songs from Into The Woods at the same time in your memory bank, your interior will resemble a painful glacier. c. that skateboarding represents the pinnacle of human achievement. d. that mountain over there […]
May 3, 2017
A bot focuses intently on its mission to deliver cupcakes. No taunting or hurled insult can divert it from its task. Believe me, I tried.
May 2, 2017
In the Valley of Soot the bleak town of Scraps sprawled in the mud next to the sludge stream. In the worst of the huts Little Scratch crawled under the splintered beam to breakfast. ‘Here now finally, are ye?’ said Little Scratch’s mother. ‘ Eat your scrape of tar and hurry up about it before […]