Anvil in a Lace Bootie

He really liked his new umbrella.

Neville is smiling because: a. he has a new umbrella. b. he finally caught the hat tossed at him after fifteen minutes of failure. c. he just ate a delicious plum. d. he thinks it is the most effective way to greet a dictator.

The quality of mercy is not strained when in the course of piscean events a new day dawns on the bounding main with truth, justice, and fear itself. – The Porpoise King

Holly, Mary, and Celeste Hock faced another glorious day. Mary and Celeste were content to bathe in sunlight and dream of one day operating construction equipment. Holly, however, constantly jabbered. Half the time she paid no attention to herself. The rest of the time she thrilled to the music of her voice and ignored the […]

jefferson carport slices an egg marian philpott scratches her leg the wandering fiend gnashes its teeth a powerful surge ascends from beneath the poet composes on the beach sanity lies far beyond reach  

The less said about what Wallace Beery ate for lunch, the better.

Don just saw: a. Wallace Beery’s lunch. b. the future. c. Garbo in Camille. d. death ooze sliding under the door.