SYCOPHANT’S GUIDE TO PRAISING THE BOSS

November 10, 2018

sun you are my favorite star and i’m not just saying that because my existence depends on you i genuinely like you you are the best star

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THE AL ST. JOHN KWIZ ANSWER

November 9, 2018

Al solved many a crime by going undercover as a comely matron.

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THE AL ST. JOHN KWIZ

November 8, 2018

When not jumping up and down while waving his arms, Al relaxed by: a. reciting Ovid. b. pawing through the thousands of lorgnettes he collected. c. undertaking freelance crime investigation. d. drawing little tiny circles all over newspapers.

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THE CHARMING BUFFALO

November 7, 2018

The appearance of the charming buffalo at the head of the stairs doused the din below. All heads turned to gaze in admiration at the charming buffalo’s single hoofed gliding descent of the balustrade. The throng parted in deference, and the charming buffalo took up a stance of elegance in the center of the ballroom. […]

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AN UNAPPETIZER

November 6, 2018

raw lark tongues on a bed of vomit dusted with bone powder

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DO THE MATH

November 5, 2018
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WAITING FOR GODOT ON JUNE 16, 1904?

November 4, 2018

In the novel, Ulysses, Bloom on the way to the funeral notices on the curbstone ‘an old tramp sat, grumbling, emptying the dirt and stones out of his huge dustbrown yawning boot.’ Waitng for Godot, perhaps?

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I VOTED

November 3, 2018
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THE CHICKEN MAN KWIZ ANSWER

November 2, 2018

Chicken Man sincerely believed that universal plumage would undoubtedly solve all of the world’s problems.

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THE CHICKEN MAN KWIZ

November 1, 2018

Chicken Man fought for truth, justice, and: a. the 40 hour work week. b. slivered almonds. c. more humane treatment for the incredibly insane. d. universal plumage.

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