“Lies, all lies. Shameless hussy! Her hood? Not red at all. More of a cinnamon and not at all attractive. In fact, between you and me, the girl was head to toe barf city. And don’t even talk to me about her shoes.”
“This company hasn’t made one damned move since I was hired.”
“You know, random thoughts drift through the mind as one plods along in a haze of boredom. And it just occurred to me that ‘whinny’ is a very funny word. Think about it. And ‘nicker’, too. Do you realize that we, as horses, both ‘whinny’ AND ‘nicker’?
“It says, ‘If you order salad, management reserves the right to punch you in the face.’”
“Wherever my pants go, I will follow. Pants are the key, I tell you.”
“See, if she gets the law degree first and the medical second, that way she’ll be able to represent herself in all of her malpractice suits.”
“As chair of the litter committee, let me just say we all think you’re doing a bang-up job.”
“So as we heads into the stretch, we’re neck and neck. I turns to him and sez, I sez, ‘Ever wonder in what order your hoofs hit the turf?’ He stumbles pitifully a while, then collapses. I wins in a breeze.”
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
