Mia has just seen: a. her birthday present from Frank Sinatra. b. the fiend whose disembodied arm is reaching up to tear her jaw off. c. the bill from Vidal Sassoon. d. Woody Allen.
The smiler prowls the parking garage at noon. His pasted on smile, a rictus of hope deferred, causes all who see it to shrink away and scuttle to a position affording them at least one vehicle stationed as a buffer between viewer and smiler. The smiler smiles and exits the garage to be bathed in […]
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension decided to send a World War One flying ace to undergo this week’s 3 Question Interview. This flying ace’s name is Eddie Knickerbocker. Are you from New York, Mr. Knickerbocker? Rickenbacker’s ghost: The name’s Rickenbacker, and I was Ohio born. Loon: Oh, I was in Ohio once. I […]
Neville is smiling because: a. he has a new umbrella. b. he finally caught the hat tossed at him after fifteen minutes of failure. c. he just ate a delicious plum. d. he thinks it is the most effective way to greet a dictator.
The quality of mercy is not strained when in the course of piscean events a new day dawns on the bounding main with truth, justice, and fear itself. – The Porpoise King
Holly, Mary, and Celeste Hock faced another glorious day. Mary and Celeste were content to bathe in sunlight and dream of one day operating construction equipment. Holly, however, constantly jabbered. Half the time she paid no attention to herself. The rest of the time she thrilled to the music of her voice and ignored the […]
jefferson carport slices an egg marian philpott scratches her leg the wandering fiend gnashes its teeth a powerful surge ascends from beneath the poet composes on the beach sanity lies far beyond reach
The less said about what Wallace Beery ate for lunch, the better.
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