February 12, 2019
the birthday of charles darwin is a many splendored thing like rattlesnakes and barkeeps and a random drunken king the birthday of charles darwin is a time to sit and muse on the prospect of going shopping for a brand new pair of shoes happy birthday, charles
February 11, 2019
‘May your retinas be irreversibly damaged.’ ‘Get leprosy.’ ‘Slice off a finger.’
February 10, 2019
Loon: What a privilege it is to welcome Thomas Hardy to this week’s Celebrity Ghost 3 Question Interview. I can’t help but ask if you were related to Stan Laurel. Were you related to Stan Laurel? Hardy’s ghost: Not in the least. Why don’t you ask me something sensible? Loon: Too bad about Laurel. I […]
February 8, 2019
Her Daddy would not buy her a bow-wow.
February 7, 2019
Jessie was pensive wearing her outdoor dining ensemble because: a. Daddy wouldn’t buy her a bow-wow. b. her sister got to wear a gaudier costume. c. her elephant died. d. she lost her Rudyard Kipling autographed cricket bat.
February 6, 2019
grape>>>>>>>yada yada>>>>>>>raisin plum>>>>>>>yada yada>>>>>>>prune
February 5, 2019
A cat’s eye marble, crystal clear with a neatly centered yellow ribbon twist, rolled across the rug and came to a stop next to a short heavy club which leaned against the wall in the corner of the room nearest the fireplace. “Excuse me, club, are you tall enough to see the clock? I’d like […]
February 1, 2019
Colette gave Nijinsky a baguette after he first performed the faun afternoon.