BEST FURROWED BROWS
Winners – Best Furrowed Brows – Father and Son Division Lon and Creighton (Lon Jr) Chaney
Winners – Best Furrowed Brows – Father and Son Division Lon and Creighton (Lon Jr) Chaney
‘The sky’s the limit,’ snarled the bad marigold. ‘Why?’ asked the impertinent seed. ‘Because beyond the sky is space, and there’s no air there,’ mocked the bad marigold. ‘Why?’ asked the inquisitive seed. ‘Because … It’s … There’s … It’s none of your business. Get away from me before something happens that I like and […]
An elite brigade of triffids practices impersonating a Sierra forest.
oh bring us errant cigars fold paper as if unto hats with dusty ribbons place them trickling on our brows remedy remedy i offer hope with savage intent somewhere near the face of the grinning man
‘The wife’s lookin’ for ya. She’s to the bottom of the hill,’ Matty informed his shipmate, Dave. ‘Oh, she is, has it?’ said Dave, and he drained his tapered glass of ale. ‘Draw me another, Tim.’ Tim refilled Dave’s glass. ‘There now, I’ll be back before I’ve gone,’ said Dave, raising his full glass in […]
These young flowers are pretending to be butterflies.
Is it possible to be cowed by a dog or dogged by a cow?
The crowd dispersed in sullen dismay after the winning ticket had been drawn. The richest man in town had won again. A bitter Norman Cardwell tore his losing stub into bits, stuffed them into his mouth, chewed them thoroughly into a clump of sog, and spat the clump of sog into the face of a […]
When I heaped on this blossom effusive praise, she blushed thusly.