THE NOIR KWIZ ANSWER
The answer is ‘b’ if sober, ‘e’ if refreshingly buzzed.
The answer is ‘b’ if sober, ‘e’ if refreshingly buzzed.
The noir sentence beginning ‘You’ll take this’ is best made complete with: a. and give it to the orphanage with my blessing.’ b. ,and you’ll like it.’ c. application and fill it out as completely as you can.’ d. bouquet of flowers as a token of my esteem.’ e. ,and not only will you like […]
Framed and displayed on the wall by the piano was Ladd’s beloved map of Glendale autographed by Nita Naldi.
Alan Ladd’s favorite thing was: a. the Sunkist orange crate he always hauled with him to stand on when he had to appear taller than his leading lady. b. skittering up the walls of buildings like a human fly. c. a cracked blue cereal bowl. d. a map of Glendale autographed by silent film star […]
Arthur was short, indeed, barely a nudge beyond 5 feet tall.
Arthur was: a. a Silly Party member of the House of Commons. b. Britain’s leading Carmen Miranda impersonator. c. the most brilliant, if somewhat eccentric, architect of his time. d. short.
Clive’s decision to consume 2 dozen oysters for lunch was a grievous error in judgment.
At this precise moment in time, Colin is wondering: a. why he ate those 2 dozen oysters for lunch. b. how many times he should shriek ‘It’s alive!’ for maximum effect. c. where he went wrong in life. d. if he could kill Boris Karloff, then bring him back to life for real.
The first person to fashion her hair into braids was Mud Woman. However, the first sentient being to fashion its hair into braids was 3,3kifj78jk on a planet in a galaxy far far away 2 billion years ago.
Braids were invented by: a. Tish Wombat, Neanderthal fashion trend setter, 35,000 years ago. b. Hercules Everdeen, winner of the very first Hunger Games. c. Loquacia, Queen of the Sky. d. Mud Woman of the mud people 18,000 years ago.