November 8, 2018
When not jumping up and down while waving his arms, Al relaxed by: a. reciting Ovid. b. pawing through the thousands of lorgnettes he collected. c. undertaking freelance crime investigation. d. drawing little tiny circles all over newspapers.
November 2, 2018
Chicken Man sincerely believed that universal plumage would undoubtedly solve all of the world’s problems.
November 1, 2018
Chicken Man fought for truth, justice, and: a. the 40 hour work week. b. slivered almonds. c. more humane treatment for the incredibly insane. d. universal plumage.
October 26, 2018
Leo didn’t find the raisin for six months.
October 25, 2018
Maria: a. dated Tsar Nicholas back in the day. b. once playfully hid a raisin in Leo Tolstoy’s beard. c. fought Baba Yaga to a draw in 1893. d. preferred Pinsk to Minsk.
October 19, 2018
Mary repeatedly had to chastise Lon for getting into her makeup kit.
October 18, 2018
Mary has just informed Lon that: a. he mustn’t borrow her makeup kit again. b. they’ll always have Paris. c. ‘It’s not you. It’s me.’ d. one day he will understand trigonometry.
October 12, 2018
designed to distract viewer while poking holes in the ceiling
October 11, 2018
This practical outfit was designed to: a. confuse. b. make fun of a notorious stockbroker. c. poke holes in the ceiling. d. present a strange alternative to surrender.
October 5, 2018
She had this thing about faceless dolls.