I don’t know about you, but whenever I come across sentient washcloths unanimously expressing a single opinion concerning the question at hand, I quickly and thoroughly back their belief. I forget what it was, though.
The whole chicken/egg froofraw can best be solved by: a. revisiting Stalin’s boyhood. b. a blunderbuss c. sentient washcloths d. hammers at one pace e. skiing
Although Ricky Nelson did a fine job as a section of aqueduct in ‘Quo Vadis’, and Don Knotts was compelling as Charles Laughton’s wig in ‘Witness for the Prosecution’, the hands down best performance ever was handed in by Rin Tin Tin playing the title role in ‘My Friend Flicka’. I mean, come on, a […]
The greatest acting performance in any film ever made was given by: a. Ricky Nelson in ‘Quo Vadis’ b. Don Knotts in ‘Witness for the Prosecution’ c. Percy Helton in ‘A Man for All Seasons’ d. Franklin Pangborn in ‘Raging Bull’ e. Charles Lane in ‘Dog Day Afternoon’ f. Rin Tin Tin in ‘My Friend […]
Shocking, but true. Alison Stovepipe and her talking elk, Bruno, were cheated out of the recognition due to the stovepipe hat inventor. In those times, women and elks weren’t allowed to do anything. So it came to pass that Alison’s husband was given full credit for the invention. A rum go any way you slice […]
The stovepipe hat was developed by: a. Henry Stovepipe b. Alison Stovepipe c. a cool guy living under a bridge d. Thomas Jefferson e. an elk answer to be revealed tomorrow
It will no doubt come as a shock to learn that Chester Arthur is the best rhyme for ‘bales of hay’. Only those biographically knowledgeable few are aware that Chester’s boyhood nickname was ‘Farmer Gray’. Doris Day is the second best answer, as in ‘Who can tote these bales of hay? No one better than […]
The best rhyme for ‘bales of hay’ is: a. Elaine May b. Doris Day c. built of clay d. Colonel Pickering e. Chester Arthur answer on the morrow
It was a bit of a trick question because Greta, of course, wanted to do all of those things. She did, in fact, accomplish four of the five. So the answer is the one thing she wanted to do and never did. Which was? She never captained a tugboat, although she was a deck hand […]
Greta Garbo didn’t want to be alone. She wanted to: a. play second base for the St. Louis Browns. b. become the world’s best yodeler. c. captain a tug boat. d. live in the hollowed out trunk of a tree. f. swim with otters.
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