Jack’s mustache: a. was a highly trained troop of ants. b. often drank at night with the ghost of Nikolai Gogol’s nose. c. was the arch enemy of Jack’s eyebrows. d. colluded with the tiny starfish on the knot of Jack’s tie.
She batted her eyelids, and the gullible tourists lined up to buy sand.
When she was this young, Fay: a. designed, built, and fired a torpedo. b. never ever screamed, not even once. c. sold buckets of beach sand to gullible tourists. d. scaled the Matterhorn dressed as an owl.
Napping was of paramount importance to Bob.
To prepare for this role, Robert: a. interned at an abattoir. b. made a horse go bye-bye with his bare hands. c. took a nap. d. broke J. Edgar Hoover’s nose.
Good old Harv did put something in his coffee. What? Butterscotch syrup.
Frank is wondering: a. if the dame is buying the load of hooey he just delivered. b. if Peter Lorre is sincere in offering him a million bucks, no strings attached. c. why that guy has four arms. d. if good old Harv put something in his coffee.
This particular photo shoot did indeed turn out to be the most humiliating moment in both of their lives.
Jim and Lew are both thinking: a. I have never been more humiliated in my life than I am at this moment. b. I will skate over the publicist’s throat. c. Put the cash in my hand RIGHT NOW. d. My legs are skinnier than his.
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