THE OLD MAN LIMERICK

January 9, 2016

There once was a very old man who said, ‘Over this gate jump I can.’ He got a good running start. Then attacked him his heart. That hadn’t been part of the plan.

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A LOON’S HOLIDAY POEM

December 22, 2015

Larks perch on my pillowcase. Eels occupy my shoes. I’ve nothing further to report. There is no other news.

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THE STONEHENGE POEM

December 19, 2015

Stonehenge, wherefore wilt thou dance dwelling in England, not in France? On solstice day to don your stockings would gain you naught but random mockings. Therefore, Stonehenge, bide your time. To bathe in thought is not a crime.

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THE BOARD CERTIFIED GNAT

December 16, 2015

The board certified gnat conferred with the studious rat. First they hemmed. Then they hawed. Oh, for hours they jawed ignored by the mercantile cat.

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LEMMING LIMERICK

December 8, 2015

There was a young lemming named Morris who drank from a glass awfully porous. His thirst wasn’t quenched, and his vest remained drenched while he stoutly sang bass in the chorus.

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AN ISOSCELES TRIANGLE

November 16, 2015

an isosceles triangle wearing a hat is nothing at all to be ever sneezed at. it should be respected and offered some tea, lauded and coddled and placed in a tree. and each day at sunset a trumpet shall sound reflecting the answers to questions not found.

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MENACE

November 9, 2015

oh the chain its serpent shadow hints at the captured horror lurking beneath the tranquil surface of the lake

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MUSHROOMS

October 28, 2015
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one side makes you larger the other makes you small if you ingest too many you’ll slide a waterfall while on the spiral wall forever in a ball of sparkle

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RHYME WITHOUT REASON OR RHYME

October 19, 2015
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behold turkeys not seen the bent fence trots by the yellow serentiy of phantoms breeze shivered waiting

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THE WRATH OF MOME

October 13, 2015
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while suffering the wrath of mome i wandered far away from home i hopped aboard a trolley car and hopped off at the nearest bar in palsied hands i gripped the glass ‘what’s wrong, old sock?’ said Darla Bass ‘the wrath of mome,’ was my reply she fell back stunned and turned to fly departed […]

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