MARTIAN LANDLORDS

March 10, 2018

martian landlords in covens gather while the lone remaining tenant starves martian landlords stack money in mounds while flaunting opulent golden scarves martian landlords smile

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APRIL, MAY, AND JUNE

March 3, 2018

Three sisters went to the moon. Their names were April, May, and June. They found no air or curtains there. ‘We won’t return any time soon,’ said April and May and especially June.

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EXTREME JELLY BIRD

February 28, 2018

EXTREME JELLY! ‘TRY IT TODAY IF YOU DARE,’ says Hyacinth, EXTREME JELLY spokesbird.

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DODGSON AND MOZART

January 27, 2018

Dodgson and Mozart met on a cloud. Dodgson sang softly. Mozart sang loud. When they were done, both had had fun. ‘Best birthday wishes to you,’ roared the crowd.

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THE DANCE OF DINING AND DENIAL

January 15, 2018

i did not do what i did oh, margie, carry the table in i did not say what i said oh, rosie, dust off the plate i am not what i am melvin fat, melvin thin haul that platter of big macs in

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POEM FOR AN IGNORANT MAN

January 13, 2018

sad sad sad sad sad sad sad bigly

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SNOW PLOW

January 9, 2018

snow plow hide in yesterday the truths of tomorrow broken axle rust on your blade no glimmer of hope for you snow plow

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LIMERICK FOR 2017

December 30, 2017

a millionaire wannabe despot from his ignorance gives us no respite his very small brain corroded and vain is the pride of this horrible fleshpot

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FRECKLING

December 19, 2017

Be still, my heart Behold the freckling leaves Midnight ripped asunder by the gentle afternoon I waver, uncertain, balanced on one leg I eat the cookie It is good

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WHAT NEWS

November 18, 2017

what news? she cried her heart a spangle the leaves – he sobbed – the leaves have died her spangle dulled began to wither alas – she moaned – let’s go inside

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