RAINDROPS ON OTHER THAN ROSES

Elias ’10 Bricks’ Atkinson hummed a merry Mozart tune. Simultaneously, he maneuvered the snow plow to and fro, rendering the parking lot usable. Satisfied, he brought the squat vehicle to a halt and exited the driver’s cabin. Hands on hips, he surveyed a job well done. He was killed instantly when a snow cobra flew from the top of a tree and bit his face.
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Ub was quite the dapper dresser, saddle shoes to snap brim hat.

When Ub was introduced to Walt Disney, Walt:
a. laughed in his face.
b. asked him what his real name was.
c. dared Ub to swim to Catalina.
d. admired Ub’s spiffy new saddle shoes.
‘Say, what is this?’
Nudd Nettle glanced to his left. He wished to ascertain if the fellow over there was armed. A glint off a rifle barrel told him all he needed to know. A spinning leap and dive brought Nudd Nettle’s jaw crashing against a good sized rock. Rendered unconscious, Nudd sprawled at the path’s edge. One of his boots quivered. A trickle of blood lazed from his chin. The armed fellow wandered over and stole Nudd’s beaded vest.
The sun set. The moon rose. Nudd Nettle stirred. He sat up. Alone in the night, he momentarily mourned the loss of his beaded vest. The he got up and went home.