NOT THE SAME
June 23, 2015
FATHERLY WORDS OF WISDOM
June 21, 2015
Never stack all your horses on one barrel.
Never include the words ‘spaniel’ and ‘marmot’ in the same sentence.
Never spell the word ‘lobster’ unless standing on one leg.
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THE GEORGE ORWELL KWIZ ANSWER
June 19, 2015
George’s dog, Lance, was not amused. Neither was Eric’s dog, Lance.
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THE GEORGE ORWELL KWIZ
June 18, 2015
George Orwell is buried up to his waist at the beach because:
a. that’s the way he rolled.
b. he did everything the fox told him to do.
c. he mistakenly thought it would amuse his dog.
d. it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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THE TRIFFID’S WILDFLOWER GARDEN
June 17, 2015
Wildflowers tend to gather around this triffid disguised as a tree because it tells such wonderful stories.
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THE BLOOMSDAY POST
June 16, 2015
Here’s to –
Nora the barnacle goose –
Skin-the-Goat –
the giggle fit of bronze by gold –
the blind stripling piano tuner tap tap tapping along –
the dog’s rag of wolf’s tongue redpanting from his jaws-
Stephen deep in thought strolling on Sandymount Strand –
socks with skyblue clocks, jaunty –
Plumtree’s Potted Meats, which can make of each home an abode of bliss –
Rose of Castille and rows of cast steel –
met him pike hoses –
Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job –
On his wise shoulders through the checkerwork of leaves the sun flung spangles, dancing coins –
Private Carr and his escalating oath –
lame Gerty limping, a dreamer –
those lovely seaside girls –
the heaventree of stars hung with humid nightblue fruit –
Could a swim duck? Says I –
yes
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WRITING PROMPTS
June 15, 2015
1. Prunella Scorn, clothed in bits of hedge, stood before her mirror practicing sneers.
2. Asa Bramble was conflicted as to what to deal with next, the body parts or the snowman.
3. Gentleman Jim Bellflower lowered his head and charged into the mastodon.
4. On a bright sunny morning, David Klim rotated his tires and rolled toward oblivion.
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June 14, 2015
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