THE SPIRIT OF NOVEMBER 2018 VOTING DAY
October 9, 2018
THE TREE WITCH
October 8, 2018
“Beneath the leafy garb of scarlet and green you will discover the bent and crusted limbs of the tree witch. Place the pot of honey close to the tree’s twisted trunk. Turn about thrice with your eyes closed and walk away without looking back. Then the possibilities are two. Your wish will be granted, or you shall be destroyed.”
Doris looked at her rags and decided that the risk was worth it. She thanked the hermit and followed her instructions faithfully. In three days time, she found the tree witch. She took a deep breath, placed the pot of honey near the tree’s twisted trunk, closed her eyes and turned about three times. She tried to walk away, but could not. Instead, as a new scarlet leaf, she fluttered in the breeze.
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HALLOWEEN FEST – THE VAMPIRE REFLECTS
October 7, 2018
I recall, I recall
tasting teenagers in the mall
I recollect, I recollect
milkmaids plump and whitely necked
I remember, I remember
stepping on a burning ember
I think back, I think back
to pleasant times upon the rack
I call to mind, I call to mind
a fisherman on whom I dined
I reflect, I reflect
Wait a minute
No I don’t
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ON PURLOINING A GAZELLE
October 6, 2018
do not do it
if you do it
you will rue it
and thomson will be upset
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THE BETTE DAVIS DREAM KWIZ ANSWER
October 5, 2018
She had this thing about faceless dolls.
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THE BETTE DAVIS DREAM KWIZ
October 4, 2018
While resting her chin on her not as yet surgically repaired hand, Bette dreams of:
a. pasta.
b. dolls without faces.
c. gigantic cupcakes.
d. riding in a bubble to the moon.
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THE DECISION
October 3, 2018
Sheathing his sword, Tarrington Keelmartin entered the breakfast nook.
“Oatmeal or dry cereal?” shouted the wealthy industrialist bustling in the kitchen. “Which is your preference today, Senator Keelmartin?”
Unsheathing his sword, Tarrington Keelmartin threw back his head and raged at eggshell white ceiling, “Which? Which? Oatmeal or dry! God save me! I cannot choose!”
Breaking down, he crumpled to the floor, weeping, sword dropped to clatter a moment, and then lie still.
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HOLIDAY MURDER MYSTERY TITLES
October 2, 2018
- Hung By The Chimney With Care
- The Christmas Stalkings
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MOON JUNE CROON MYSTERY MUSICAL
September 30, 2018
moon
june
croon
dagger
moon
june
croon
stab
moon
june
croon
the game’s afoot
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