ALIEN LISTENING DEVICES
The aliens have planted listening devices such as these all over the world. Why? On the one hand, they’re nosy. On one of the other hands, they’re repulsed by the sight of all living creatures on Earth excepting starfish. In summary, they don’t want to look at us, but they do want to overhear our gossip.
LOON COUNTRY MUSIC SONG LYRIC
Silver bears and golden eagles have nested in my heart,
Silver bears and golden eagles are tearing me apart,
Silver bears and golden eagles made a ruin of my life,
Silver bears and golden eagles have run off with my wife.
LOON GRAMMAR
Absence of logic
present tense – I read the book.
past tense – I read the book.
Presence of logic
present tense – I read the book.
past tense – I readed the book.
Oh, what a world, what a world.
Tell it like it is, Margaret.
A SENTENCE BY P. L. TRAVERS
Out of the sky she had come, back to the sky she had gone.
And no, she’s not talking about anybody from Alaska. At least, I don’t think Mary Poppins was from Alaska. Well, if I ever see her, Alaska.








