“Gad, Henderson, I must confess that my recent post-prandial ambulatory experience proved to be most invigorating.”
“Say, you mugs oughta try it sometime.”
“I can dig it, man.”
“Dude, like, totally.”
WORLD’S 14th GREATEST DAD
On receiving a tee shirt from his adoring children with this sentiment scripted thereon, Miles Hickenlooper was momentarily taken aback. However, on further contemplation, he realized what a well researched compliment the gift of shirt imparted.
FOR ALL INTENSIVE PORPOISES
This class has been designed for intensive porpoises only. All others will be denied admittance.
Special emphasis will be placed on Larry.
There will be a weekly quiz in the shallow end.
There will be two midterms and a swim for accuracy.
In lieu of a final exam, a term paper 30,000 to 40,000 words in length is required. The subject may be anything at all having to do with tuna and/or Bob Fosse.
Office hours – You wish.
Al’s University and Body Shop
Degrees ‘r’ Us
Aunt Becky’s Really Fine Education Boutique
Doctorate Town
What was most strange was that away from her head streamed out her black hair in every direction, so that the darkness in the hayloft looked as if it were made of her hair; but as Diamond gazed at her in speechless amazement, mingled with confidence – for the boy was entranced with her mighty beauty – her hair began to gather itself out of the darkness, and fell down all about her again., till her face looked out of the midst of it like a moon out of a cloud.
If your teeth don’t rot and fall out from the treacly sweetness of the hero, Diamond, At the Back of the North Wind will reward you with an odd strangement of Victorian weird.
“So as we heads into the stretch, we’re neck and neck. I turns to him and sez, I sez, ‘Ever wonder in what order your hoofs hit the turf?’ He stumbles pitifully a while, then collapses. I wins in a breeze.”
Life is available in four flavors:
1. bandanna
2.smoke
3. rifle
4. scraped cement
There are no exceptions to this rule.
1. Before the publisher intervened, it was ‘James and the Giant Leech’.
2. Ernest Hemingway’s dog could, and often did, smoke a pipe.
3. Emily Dickinson had a walrus skull nailed above her bed.
4. Oscar Wilde was a closeted optometrist.
5. Doves hate each other.
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