CARTOON FRIDAY 65
August 27, 2010
MOTHER GOOSE MIX
August 26, 2010
Little Jack Horner
Went to the corner
To buy his poor dog a bone
But when he got there
The shelves were all bare
And Miss Muffet was stuck on the phone
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FOLKSINGER NEAR MISSES
August 25, 2010
TRAVEL DIARY OF A TIMID AND FRIGHTENED LOON
August 24, 2010
Day one – moved three steps to my left. felt woozy. returned to original position.
Day two – thought about taking two steps forward. decided against it.
Day three – leaned to the right for ten minutes. on straightening up, flooded with feeling of relief. no more traveling for me.
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WHO IS THAT?
August 23, 2010
“Who in the name of industrial planning is that?” one might reasonably ask.
“That is Queen Jebb of the Acrotwist Clowns,” one might just as reasonably answer.
“Huh?” one could reasonably respond.
“It’s a long story. Let’s eat breakfast,” one could reasonably suggest.
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THE LAPEL BADGER
August 22, 2010
“I have a badger on my lapel,” proudly stated the handsome young rhinoceros.
“Why, so you do!” exclaimed the rhino’s adoptive mother, the Trollop of Medicine Hat. “Whatever is it good for?”
“I always know what time it is,” boasted the badger, taking out a pocket comb and combing his pocket.
“See?” said the young rhino with barely contained glee.
“Why, that’s simply marvelous,” praised the Trollop, slicing three thin wedges of thick brandied soup, one each for herself, her son, and her son’s lapel badger.
Then all of them were returned to the home and locked away.
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A SENTENCE BY THOMAS KENEALLY
August 21, 2010
Beards of ice hung from the understructure of the train, and the air pierced them.
When an Australian novelist tackles non-fiction, you get some nifty sentences like this one from Schindler’s Ark.
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CARTOON FRIDAY 64
August 20, 2010
“I’m pretty sure this is just a dream. Yeah, that’s it. It’s got to be a dream. Please make it be a dream.”
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FLEA INSPECTOR KWIZ
August 19, 2010
Flea inspectors:
a. are required by law to bathe in ambergris.
b. dip their tweezers in ambergris.
c. can be counted on when you need a cup of ambergris.
d. are 100 % ignorant of ambergris.
e. have the ability to flit.
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AN INNOCENT QUERY
August 18, 2010
By this guy (grown old):
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