During the making of ‘The Wizard of Oz’, Judy Garland:
a. knifed Margaret Hamilton
b. fed a lizard to Toto
c. hid Bert Lahr’s ‘medicine’
d. dated the Munchkin coroner
e. dropped two grand to one of the flying monkeys in an all night poker game
f. other*
*rammed clumps of straw down the scarecrow’s lying gullet
There once was a surly young peasant
Whose life was quite frankly unpleasant
Until he met up
With the Duchess of Tup
Who gave him a sensual present
Clark Gable wore:
a. out his welcome
b. shoes made of wheat
c. socks while swimming
d. Batman’s utility belt
e. all of the above and below
f. a miniature hat under his regular hat
1. King Leer
2. The Loin King
3. Been Her
4. Gentlemen Prefer Bonds
The Lone Caribou and the Ghost of the Hindenberg
A lone caribou, in search of closure, swam to Hawaii, trotted along various beaches for a while, experienced only disappointment, and decided to swim back home to Santa Fe, New Mexico. One night on the return trip, the caribou clashed metaphorical horns and fell into a silly battle of words with the ghost of the great blimp Hindenberg.
“Get out of my way, fatso! You got no business here!” snarled the caribou, breaststroking through the chaparral.
“Scheisskopf!” retorted the ghost of the Hindenberg, bursting into flames, lollipops, and little metal frog clickers.
“Airbag!” shouted the caribou, submerging beneath the desert with powerful fin kicks.
Moral: Kids, don’t do drugs.
“I know it sounds crazy, but it’s the truth, I tell you.”
When Ma Joad fed the birds, tuppence a bag, big choppers went whuppa whuppa in ‘Nam, and Janis was in San Francisco, man.
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