BAD BRITISH MYSTERY TITLES

October 22, 2017

The Chamber Pot Murders

Tea and Strumpets

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A GATHERING

October 21, 2017

Bouquets gather to gossip.

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THE OVER THE CLIFF KWIZ ANSWER

October 20, 2017

The correct answer is ‘all of the above’.

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THE OVER THE CLIFF KWIZ

October 19, 2017

This couple has left their senses behind for good because:

a. the world is an insane jumble of insane insanity.

b. the alternative was unpalatable.

c. their landlord tripled the rent and opened a jackhammer repair shop next door.

d. of all of the above

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TROUBLE ON THE HORIZON

October 18, 2017

syringe filled with antidote

doctor

poisoned maniac with a fear of needles so strong that no bonds can hold him

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AFTERMATH

October 17, 2017

purple dragons fought in the sky

a rain of scales fell on castle stairs

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POTPOURRI WITH SMALL GREEN APPLE

October 16, 2017

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW

October 15, 2017

Loon: Today’s ghost for the 3 Question Interview, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, wrote poems. Mr. Longfellow, did you write rhyme poems or those other weird ones?

Longfellow’s ghost: In the beating heart of my earthly time I wrote verses with rhythm and rhyme.

Loon: Good. Those other kinds are stupid.If you could be a favorite food, what food would you be?

Longfellow’s ghost: If a forest truffle I could be, that, my child, would bring me glee.

Loon: And finally, did you live in a castle?

Longfellow’s ghost: No.

(Longfellow and Loon exchange bows and skip off in opposite directions.)

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FALL FENCE

October 14, 2017

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THE EBENEZER SCROOGE KWIZ ANSWER

October 13, 2017

The rat room experience stayed with him for a long, long time.

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