BAD BRITISH MYSTERY TITLES
The Chamber Pot Murders
Tea and Strumpets
The Chamber Pot Murders
Tea and Strumpets
The correct answer is ‘all of the above’.
syringe filled with antidote
doctor
poisoned maniac with a fear of needles so strong that no bonds can hold him
Loon: Today’s ghost for the 3 Question Interview, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, wrote poems. Mr. Longfellow, did you write rhyme poems or those other weird ones?
Longfellow’s ghost: In the beating heart of my earthly time I wrote verses with rhythm and rhyme.
Loon: Good. Those other kinds are stupid.If you could be a favorite food, what food would you be?
Longfellow’s ghost: If a forest truffle I could be, that, my child, would bring me glee.
Loon: And finally, did you live in a castle?
Longfellow’s ghost: No.
(Longfellow and Loon exchange bows and skip off in opposite directions.)
The rat room experience stayed with him for a long, long time.