January 31, 2010
The Buckwheat Pancake and the Fox The buckwheat pancake, after escaping the pursuit of the astonished cook, rolled to a stop at the edge of a lake and looked out with a modest stirring of passion at a comely little island there. “Oh, what a splendid island! I long to get to it in the […]
January 30, 2010
MY IGNORANCE LACKS BOUNDARIES. IT’S A TRAIT I SHARE WITH EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING.
January 29, 2010
“Damn. They really were made for each other, weren’t they?”
January 28, 2010
The professor’s cat moved with lark-like civility down the hallway. Plel Lolman smiled with his wooden mouth. Widow Chirp, the landlady, ladled dollops of treason pie onto broken dishes. The professor remained in his room twirling a mackerel in anticipation of Crimson Bloodhound Day. Mavis, the parlor maid, sat in the boiler room eating a […]
January 27, 2010
After the storm, the clouds ran away and left this.
January 26, 2010
This is a forest trofle. Her name is Madge. She may be found in the story, Rindle Mer, written by the sane persona of the loon. When she becomes too excited, she faints. Nevertheless, she helps restore the drought-stricken Woods Beyond the Wood to green and vibrant health.
January 25, 2010
Actor: Line? Prompter: To be or not. Actor: To be or not … Line? Prompter: To be. Actor: Huh? Prompter: To be or not to be. Actor: Oh, yeah. To be or not to be … To be or not to be … To be … or not to be … … Prompter: That. Actor: […]
January 24, 2010
The last word used to describe the loon would be ‘friendly’. However, when the subject of his toaster comes up in general conversation, it is always greeted with murmurs of, “It’s so very polite and friendly like, isn’t it then?”
January 23, 2010
consider the cow bovine lady ranch roaming dairy queen consider the cow pre-pasteurized cream creator hooved hamburger consider the cow for elected office raise the IQ of a lawmaking body
January 22, 2010
“Are your knees detachable? Mine are.”