FINNEGANS SIGN
June 9, 2009
Anvil in a Lace Bootie
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A MUSING
June 8, 2009
How many hypnotherapists are burly? And of the burly hypnotherapists, how many are women? And of the burly hypnotherapist women, how many are world class athletes? In short, is there a burly world class female athlete who is a practicing hypnotherapist? And if this person exists, does she do her own laundry? Or in fact […]
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YOUNG DOC
June 7, 2009
When I was young Doc Horton, I used oil pastels to make that self-portrait. Oil pastels are glorified crayons. I think I inadvertantly captured the innocence of nature. Don’t you?
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DICTIONARY FUN A LA WODEHOUSE
June 6, 2009
definition: jake leg – a paralysis caused by drinking improperly distilled or contaminated liquor “Hang it all, Jeeves, it’s happened again. Why don’t I listen to you?” “That is a query I often contemplate, sir. Which leg is it this time?” “Both.” “Most unfortunate, sir.” “I don’t care. Carry me to my room, Jeeves. […]
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FROM DOC’S LOON FABLES
June 6, 2009
The Frightened Dolphin Several bored juvenile dolphins were hanging about the kelp beds mocking eels when of a sudden Crazy Stanley came rushing up. “They’re after us! Quick! Follow me!” raved the wild-eyed dolphin. Melissa, she of the graceful fins, sighed and bumped Crazy Stanley gently on the jaw. “Stanley,” she said, “they’re clouds. Only […]
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CARTOON FRIDAY
June 5, 2009
It’s in the bag, kid. His right hand’s nothin’, just like I told you.
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