CARTOON FRIDAY 3

June 19, 2009

Imagine a tiny world in your hand. Hurl it through the nurturing cosmos into life. Experience the euphoric joy of creation. Be a God. Strike this sucker out.

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GERTIE

June 18, 2009

One Way to Define Gertrude Stein She did what she was doing while she did it. What she was doing was done when she did it. While she was doing it, it was not done.

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FROM DOC’S LOON FABLES 2

June 17, 2009
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Universal Disagreement Two universes were arguing about a third universe, an acquaintance of theirs, while they waited in the diner for their orders to arrive. “I say she is,” said the tall universe. “I say she isn’t,” replied the blocky universe. “Is.” “Isn’t.” “What’s the problem, gents?” asked the waitress universe as with an expertise […]

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BLOOMSDAY

June 16, 2009

Here’s to – Nora the barnacle goose – Skin-the-Goat – the giggle fit of bronze by gold – the blind stripling piano tuner tap tap tapping along – skyblue socks with clocks, jaunty – Plumtree’s Potted Meats, which can make of each home an abode of bliss – Rose of Castille and rows of cast […]

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KWIK KWIZ

June 15, 2009

WHICH ITEM DOES NOT BELONG? 1 a. nitrogen-fixing bacteria b. nitrogen-destroying bacteria c. nitrogen d. bacteria e. a pleasant afternoon on the Nile 2. a. The Grim Reaper b. The Jaunty Reaper c. The McCormick Reaper d. jingle bells

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GOING UNDERCOVER

June 14, 2009

1 SECRET AGENT 2 (SECRET AGENT) 3 (. . . . . .  . . . . .) 4

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BASEBALL STORY

June 13, 2009
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HIT BY PITCH Throw it at me.  Go ahead, throw it at me, you god damn pizzaface.  I’m ready.  Come on.  Come on.  Bring it.  THUNK! Shitassdamn.  Hell.  Okay.  Okay.  I put the bat down.  See?  I put it down gently.  Lay it on the ground like a little sleepy baby.  See my smile?  I’m […]

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CARTOON FRIDAY 2

June 12, 2009

The critics were right. It does fail as a tragedy.

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WORDPLAY

June 11, 2009

g playin……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………catch

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1949 RADIO DRAMA EXCERPT

June 10, 2009

Announcer: Heaven. Wouldn’t you like to be there? Just remember this – Girl trio: White Swan cigarettes will make you rave They’ll open up your path to an early grave Announcer: White Swan. White Swan cigarettes. Now available in radium-resistant cartons. When last we left our adventure starring Miss Gloria Swanson as plucky polar explorer […]

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