CARTOON FRIDAY 3
Imagine a tiny world in your hand. Hurl it through the nurturing cosmos into life. Experience the euphoric joy of creation. Be a God. Strike this sucker out.
Imagine a tiny world in your hand. Hurl it through the nurturing cosmos into life. Experience the euphoric joy of creation. Be a God. Strike this sucker out.
One Way to Define Gertrude Stein She did what she was doing while she did it. What she was doing was done when she did it. While she was doing it, it was not done.
Universal Disagreement Two universes were arguing about a third universe, an acquaintance of theirs, while they waited in the diner for their orders to arrive. “I say she is,” said the tall universe. “I say she isn’t,” replied the blocky universe. “Is.” “Isn’t.” “What’s the problem, gents?” asked the waitress universe as with an expertise […]
Here’s to – Nora the barnacle goose – Skin-the-Goat – the giggle fit of bronze by gold – the blind stripling piano tuner tap tap tapping along – skyblue socks with clocks, jaunty – Plumtree’s Potted Meats, which can make of each home an abode of bliss – Rose of Castille and rows of cast […]
WHICH ITEM DOES NOT BELONG? 1 a. nitrogen-fixing bacteria b. nitrogen-destroying bacteria c. nitrogen d. bacteria e. a pleasant afternoon on the Nile 2. a. The Grim Reaper b. The Jaunty Reaper c. The McCormick Reaper d. jingle bells
HIT BY PITCH Throw it at me. Go ahead, throw it at me, you god damn pizzaface. I’m ready. Come on. Come on. Bring it. THUNK! Shitassdamn. Hell. Okay. Okay. I put the bat down. See? I put it down gently. Lay it on the ground like a little sleepy baby. See my smile? I’m […]
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