LIFE AND TIMES OF THE BARD

July 1, 2009

Shakespeare Regrets Asking Drunken Friends in Alehouse for Suggestions

“To be or not to be, that’s about the size of it.”

“To be or not to be, whadda you gonna do?”

“Tuh beee … urr …. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.”

“Play ‘Melancholy Baby’.”

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