ALPHABETARARIUM
A is for Brian, a very good student
B is for Karen, stung several times
C is for Juan, always agreeable
D is for Jamie, in Glasgow passed on
E is for Alice, afraid of mice
F is for Ken, a quite stupid fellow
G is for Timmy, who turned his horse right
H is for Melvin, whose field goal won fame
I is for Pascual, his vision is legend
J is for Kurt, an avid birdwatcher
K is for Doug, excellent pitcher, terrible hitter
L is for Annie, the Cockney sinner
M is for Phyllis, baker of cakes
N is for Bruno, typesetter of skill
O is for Corliss, accepts all explanations
P is for Melody, her bladder is small
Q is for Jumbo Alabama Jake, a hustler of note
R is for Gilles, the cruel French pirate
S is for Midori, she won the slalom
T is for Boris, samovar supplier
U is for me, from your point of view
V is for Hans, who has ways to make you talk
W is for Tish and Tosh, the two-headed sheep
X is for Edwina, passed out drunk
Y is for Alvin, inquisitive toddler
Z is for Rolph, asleep at the switch
9 is for Chester, an amnesiac walrus.