CARTOON FRIDAY 12
“Now that’s what I call an effective cross-examination.”
“Now that’s what I call an effective cross-examination.”
The plank considered itself lucky to be the topmost plank on the pile of planks in the hold of the ship. Its constant yapping about its mountain origins and its trip through the sawmill and the long bumpy ride on the wagon and being swung aboard by some kind of pulley contraption was, to put […]
AMONG DUNCES I’M A SCHOLAR AMONG SCHOLARS I’M A DUNCE
The Hearty Appetite The hearty appetite roamed the forest. “I am a bit peckish, don’t you know,” it said only because it liked to hear the sound of its own voice and not because there was anybody else at all around to respond. The appetite downed a few boulders, a small stand of pines, and […]
hawk sparrow ………….flowerbed…………………–swimming pool–……sunbather……….. …………………..worm……………..I~~~~~~~~~~~~~I………………………….. ….worm’s assistant…………………………………………………………………….. ..worm’s mother-in-law…………….worm’s chef………………………………..
polydactyl – having several to many and especially abnormally many digits “I say, old chap, might I have another peek?” “If you must.” “By Jove, marvelous! You’re positively polydactyl! Tell me, does it gain for you any sort of an advantage, as it were? “I can count to 37 using my fingers and toes.” “Ah, […]
“All right, children, when I count to three, look apprehensive. Then, mother, you take a photograph of us.”
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The Amazing Marshmallow The miniature marshmallow was stuck in a row of miniature marshmallows along the roofline of a gingerbread house. “This isn’t fair. I don’t want to be a decoration. I want to melt in hot cocoa and be sipped!” she complained. “Well, tough. You’re a decoration. Deal with it. We won second prize, […]