UNSEEMLY YOGA POSITION
flatulent ox
Ol’ Diablo Reckon it’s fate Put me up on Ol’ Diablo The lily-livered son of a whore Noble a steed As ever rode a mountain pass In the dead God gone of winter The lily-livered son of a whore Swam me across A roaring rage of river Broke through barriers of ice Foundered in snow […]
“If you think I’m in this business for my health, then you are very much mistaken.”
The Case of the Battered Fedora The battered fedora slipped quietly into his office and slumped on the couch. It was no use. Gone. Lost forever. What was a guy supposed to do? I earned those, fair and square, he thought, pondering the pair of bullet holes in his crown and the grease stains on […]
grape >>>>> yada yada >>>>> raisin plum >>>>> yada yada >>>>> prune
“Did anyone ever tell you you have beautiful eyes?” “Who, me?” “Yes, you. Who else? Eyes are windows to the soul, they say. Do you like my eyes?” “Who, you?” Yes, me. I’m the only one here. I … Oh, I wish I could turn my head all the way around like that. Do it […]
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Three Pals A coatimundi and a raccoon, cousins, and their best friend, a skunk, were somewhat worse for wear after a long raucous night of barhopping. They were weaving their way home to the woods, falling against trash cans and giggling fitfully. “I’d a showed that badger a thing or throo,” said the skunk, causing […]
“Boss, I feel like mending my ways and turning over a new leaf. How about you?”