RULES OF LIFE FOR THE TIMID AND FRIGHTENED

September 10, 2009

1. Plod forward. 2. Ask for nothing. 3. Bother no one. 4. Be nice.

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FOR FANS OF JAMES JOYCE

September 9, 2009
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Presentation Some commotion. Enough to be noticed. Small crowd gathering in front of the cottage at the edge of the shire. The door to the cottage open for the first time in collective memory. “There’s a tunnel below, that’s what.” “Naw, a burrow to the back, I heared tell.” “Be it cakes or bread, one […]

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2 44262s

September 8, 2009

Fashion (4) silk zebra scarf (4) chilled patina (2) harsh rouge (6) startling ocelot (2) pacing Swamp (4) muddy gumbo (4) zuzz of insects (2) streak reeds (6) thrashing alligator (2) ripple

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MATHEMATICS

September 7, 2009

. . . . . . squared pie are . . . . . . .

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FROM DOC’S LOON FABLES 9

September 6, 2009
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The Car Payment and the Poet A car payment paced back and forth in the vastness of an abandoned steel mill while shouting obscenities and waving its arms. Calmly observing this behavior from her perch on rusty debris was a poet. “Hold fast to time!” called the poet. “What’s that supposed to mean?” said the […]

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HAND, YOUNG DOC, ELONGATED SHOE

September 5, 2009
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CARTOON FRIDAY 14

September 4, 2009

“Look at this. A nice wall ruined by kids with too much time on their hands.”

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QUIRE PRACTICE

September 3, 2009

“FORM RANKS! ROLL CALL!” The sheets of paper flew into formation, six rows, four deep, except for the unfortunate gap at row four, position three. The 50% cotton content watermarked sergeant major failed to notice the gap as he roared out the quire’s roll. “Wilma!” “Yo!” “Clive!” “Yo!” The call and response went smoothly until […]

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WHICH ITEM IS OUT OF PLACE?

September 2, 2009

a. ocean b. river c. lake d. stream e. waterfall f. geyser g. rain h. waxed lips i. brook j. pond k. rapids l. pool m. mist n. creek

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A REMARK YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR

September 1, 2009

“Well, I suppose we’ll have to put up with the stench.”

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