FROM DOC’S LOON FABLES 15

October 21, 2009
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The Eight of Diamonds “I’ve decided to leave the deck,” announced the eight of diamonds dramatically one evening at the diamond dinner table. Everybody looked at her. “I want to become a bookmark,” she continued, spilling words quickly so as not to be interrupted. “They leave their books lying around open on their faces all […]

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LITERARY SKETCH

October 20, 2009

The Sentence “I sentence you to six years in vaudeville,” said the judge. “What sort of a sentence is that?” queried the baffled advocate. “Declarative,” replied the learned juror.

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SCATTER

October 19, 2009
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FRIENDLY FELINES

October 18, 2009

Friendly little felines Found a hornet nest And though they all made beelines The hornets did it best

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THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD

October 17, 2009

The Little Engine That Could swung from the roof of the carriage house up and onto the roof of the East Wing. “I thought I could,” she murmured to herself. In the midnight stillness, she rolled inch by inch until she looked directly down on Lady Beverington’s balcony. “I think I can,” she steam hiss […]

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CARTOON FRIDAY 20

October 16, 2009

“Hi, neighbor. I’ve just popped over to kill you.”

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THE BALLAD OF THE RED SPATS

October 15, 2009
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Oh, gather round, ye maids and men A story for to hear Of bumbling pride and rampant lust And shavings in the beer, my love, And shavings in the beer A midnight shaft of moon did swath All through the darkled wood And stepping from the shadows black Was the lass with the mantled hood […]

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HOW TO NAME YOUR BAND

October 14, 2009
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THE WAND OF LIFE

October 13, 2009

The Wand of Life The Wand of Life removed the tamale pie in its ruddy earthenware casserole from the oven, placed it on the trivet in the center of the dark mahogany dining room table, and admired the heat-glazed golden amber color of the cornmeal topping. “Kids! Dinner!” she called. “I don’t want any! I […]

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COURTROOM DRAMA

October 12, 2009
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