January 1, 2010

“Ladies and gentlemen, tonight on this first broadcast of a new year I come before you never having met the world renowned witty savant philosopher of unimpeded eptitude, brilliant, slashing and noble, the 21st century’s Solomon, friend of the universe, enemy to everything rotten in Denmark and beyond, the single greatest hope of mankind. To repeat, I’ve never before met this paragon of all that is holy … and neither has this clown on my left.”

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