LOON RECIPE – CHICKEN PIANO
January 5, 2010
Chicken Piano
117 chicken breasts
1 piano
Pound the chicken breasts with a sledge hammer until your own breast is heaving with exhaustion. Scrape up the resultant slime with a snow shovel and deposit it adjacent to, but not touching, your favorite piano. Sit yourself down at the piano. Play ‘Kitten on the Keys’ before setting the piano ablaze with a flamethrower. When the piano has become a memory, the pile of chicken slime will be perfectly cooked. Lick it off the floor or skate on it, as desired.
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