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FROM THE LOON’S COOKBOOK
January 10, 2010
Beef Under Fire 50 beeves 8 cannons plenty of ammo Dig a trench 100 yards long. Herd beeves into same. Array all 8 cannons in a line 1/2 mile distant from trench. Load and discharge cannons. Repeat until ammo is consumed. Take your favorite spoon across no man’s land and dig in.
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THE LOON’S ABODE
January 9, 2010
The loon abides alone in this modest retreat, the smaller of the two he owns. He reserves the larger one to house his collection of 2 billion pez dispensers. He built both structures with his own two hands and the hands of ten thousand construction workers imported from all the countries in the world beginning […]
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CARTOON FRIDAY 32
January 8, 2010
THE COXCOMB
January 7, 2010
The coxcomb was fit to be tied. After the fitting, he was free for the rest of the afternoon. He wandered the streets, gazing into various shop windows and dreaming of unprecedented fame. Urchins assaulted him verbally many times, physically twice. Finally, he repaired to his favorite fish shop for a bite to eat. “What’ll […]
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MORE LOON HABITAT
January 6, 2010
LOON RECIPE – CHICKEN PIANO
January 5, 2010
Chicken Piano 117 chicken breasts 1 piano Pound the chicken breasts with a sledge hammer until your own breast is heaving with exhaustion. Scrape up the resultant slime with a snow shovel and deposit it adjacent to, but not touching, your favorite piano. Sit yourself down at the piano. Play ‘Kitten on the Keys’ before […]
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HERMAN MELVILLE KWIZ
January 4, 2010
Herman Melville: a. had a farm, e i e i o. b. No, he didn’t.
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JESTERBEAST – FROM THE LOON’S IMAGINATION
January 3, 2010
This is Sadlar, a jesterbeast. Most jesterbeasts have pale blue goggle eyes. As you can see, Sadlar’s are yellow, marking him as a very special jesterbeast indeed. Sadlar designed and nurtured an amazing garden in Clover on the banks of the Greenwilla River.
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THE FLAMES OF GOLD AND THE FATTED CALF
January 2, 2010
The flames of gold inserted themselves into sconces lining the walls of the throne room. The fatted calf entered, walked to the heavy oak table, and banged a broken scabbard thrice against his own snout. “I call this meeting to order,” proclaimed the fatted calf, his fetid breath damaging the environment. “Pepperoni,” said the flame […]
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