A LOON RECIPE TO BE AVOIDED
Fried Candy
12 kandy korn kernels
3 Tootsie Rolls
16 assorted gumdrops
8 large Milky Way bars
16 Hershey’s Kisses
5 cups lard
almond paste
Heat lard in pan until it becomes liquid and hotter than hell. Add candy carefully in the order listed above. After final Kiss, turn off burner. Allow lard/candy mixture to congeal overnight on top of the refrigerator. Garnish with almond paste and devour while poised near toilet for the sake of convenience.
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