A LOON RECIPE TO BE AVOIDED

February 9, 2010

Fried Candy

12 kandy korn kernels

3 Tootsie Rolls

16 assorted gumdrops

8 large Milky Way bars

16 Hershey’s Kisses

5 cups lard

almond paste

Heat lard in pan until it becomes liquid and hotter than hell. Add candy carefully in the order listed above. After final Kiss, turn off burner. Allow lard/candy mixture to congeal overnight on top of the refrigerator. Garnish with almond paste and devour while poised near toilet for the sake of convenience.

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